Why society would be a better place without short men.
Being 5 ft 8 I’m neither considered short or tall, I am in that overly occupied space that exists in between absolute midget and towering giant, I am what society nicely refers to as ‘normal’ height. I could probably add an extra inch to that height with my extraordinary big hair but on average I am nicely portioned and can make direct eye contact with most normal sized people.
Term Paper On Customer Service We have height restrictions on fairground rides to protect the small and underdeveloped, so it got me thinking, why can’t entry into my life have height restrictions also.
I hate short men, there I said, in fact I despise them. What exactly is appealing in being seen with or even dating someone who looks like an overgrown baby? I want a man, a real man, someone who is either my equal in terms of height or someone I need to extend my neck just so they can hear my voice from all the way down there. Tallness is sexy, shortness is not, so when a guy below the height of 5 ft 8 messages me, I instantly let out the saddest sigh and vomit in my mouth.
Any man who is below 5 ft 8 is quite literally dead to me, do they even deserve to be called men? Or even human beings for that matter? Seeing gnomes walk around thinking they are high and mighty is amusing but eventually the novelty wears thin, It’s like seeing a toddler in daddy’s suit. Short “men” are pretending to be real men, and that just doesn’t measure up with me.
The worst case scenario is when these midgets actually have the nerve and the audacity to pretend to be tall on their dating profiles, it clearly said they were 5 ft 10 on their profile, so why am I now bending my knees just to be able to converse with this small insufficient human?
It’s a such a shame as some pint-sized men have rather attractive faces, but no amount of leg-lengthening surgery will measure up to my high expectations of what a real man should look like.
Short men also seem to have some kind of chip on their little shoulders, it’s almost as if they have to overcompensate for being genetic failures, and to see their little bodies being all aggressive and angry is rather comical.
Is their inferior height an issue to them? Is the social ridicule of looking like a man child too much to handle? Is it embarrassing having to shop in the children’s clothing department just to find jeans that will fit those undersized little legs? Thankfully I will never have to put myself through the emotional stress and agony of dating a pocket sized man as I wholeheartedly refuse to even acknowledge their inadequate existence, and to be fair they are easy enough to miss.
I want to stamp on short men like little crawling ants, I wish they would not try to engage in conversation with me, I wish they would not message me on dating sites with their little puny fingers and I wish they would just disappear off the face of the earth, no really I mean, it feels like the attack of the ridiculously small midgets and they are everywhere, taking over our streets and civilisation and destroying the very fabric of my soul.
It’s time we as a society stand up tall and say NO to the Short Man, NO to their short comings and NO to these Halflings who quite simply cannot measure up. I want a man, not a dwarf who needs a step ladder just to reach my shoulders.